if i liked you...

If I were to like you

I'd like you because
you're driven and smart

I'd like u bcoz ur tall, tanned and handsome
I'd like u Coz ur refreshing and real...
a personality that glows in the dark

Id love Ur sex appeal
Ur naughty stare
creative ideas
U stark naked
bare...

(Oohlala)
But I don't like u.


but if I did...

ud make a rad companion
5star rating
My sexy rebellion

a partner in crime
An excellent lover.
I'd want u as my bonded prisoner
My equivalent.
The vodka to my lime.

Pitty I don't like u

We'd make a good team
A sexy demeanor
Ur a thrill and I'm the dream

(Hahaha)

A sexy creature
I'd teach u the rules
A lion I'd want to tame
Boudoir dules

I bid u best wishes and praise ur fate

(Cough*)

The girl who captures ur heart,
How lucky she must be

She must have in's with the man upstairs
Possibly at the table with golden chairs
where as I...
I have deals of undergrounds
I play with fire
My mischief knows no bounds

Ill be her nightmares

(*evil grin)

but I hope she does u well
Loves and gives u hell
(The latter for my amusement)

Whipped cream just won't do it
It has to be entertainment
Leather belts and silky bonds
teach her 101

Sweat.heat.rupture.
if its not rough
Where is the fun.

If I were to like u tho...

Ud be my Brad Pitt
My one night in Paris
infamous
My pounding chests twit

If I were to like u,
How lucky ud be

I'd engulf u with passion, pleasure
and earnest loyalty.

You'd be the luckiest male around

if I were to like u...
That's just the start
Ull always be happy

A success right there
Ur heart pinned with my dart

*But I don't like you...

U'll never be there

Id give you special attention
heat u with care

I'm strong and fierce
Yet, gentle and sweet

I'm able to melt
Show me ur shadows
and I'll offer u some'n that uve never felt

Make me like u...
A priceless pursuit

What's there to lose...?